Just Around the Riverbend

What I love most about rivers is you can't step in the same river twice... To be safe we lose our chance of ever knowing what's around the riverbend.

Jun 19

fiddlepickdouglas:

demonsofslash:

Plot twist: There is no third Hobbit movie. They cram the entire rest of the book into Desolation of Smaug, and they don’t tell anyone about it. So you sit in the theater for six hours, completely unprepared as the film just keeps going.

Plot twist: It’s also the first episode of Sherlock Season 3.

I’VE BEEN GUARDING MY TREASURE JAWN

(via mateointhesnogbooth)

these-times-will-pass:

Love quotes? you will love this blog

(via rin-amber)

kathelizz:

kathelizz:

I TWEETED ABOUT MY REICHENBACH FEELS AND I GET THIS AS A REPLY

SO I GO TO THEIR WEBSITE AND

THAT’S NOT ALL

THEY KNOW WE CANNOT BE SATISFIED BUYING EACH PRODUCT INDIVIDUALLY SO THEY PUT IT ALL IN ONE BIG PACK FOR THE SAME PRICE AS ALL THE INDIVIDUAL PACKS

I HAVE FOUND THE PROMISED LAND

LAST TIME I SAW THIS, IT HAD 5 NOTES

YOU’RE WELCOME, EVERYONE

(via mateointhesnogbooth)

ukulelefreakkk:

Lets ruin our friendship by dating a book by me.

(via my-library-of-thoughts)

heartbreakur:

when i look in the mirror:

when i try to take a picture:

(via my-library-of-thoughts)

opensore:

how about instead of using nigga and faggot we just use old sport

(via mateointhesnogbooth)

dongstrider:

im—really—weird:

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

somebody please write a book on this

(via mortal-sleep)

s23522aa32yah:

college should be $25

(via lubefairy)

“People are so vulnerable at night. They’re willing to spill out their souls to anyone willing to listen. They have desires to do things that never cross their mind when the sun is in the sky.” (via fuckinq)

(via explosions-buffalo-underwater)

Jun 17

things i learned in school:

cipherpol9:

a lot actually thanks school

(via 0n-y-va-allons-y)

elementary school: I went to bed at 10
everyone: omg thats so cool
middle school: I went to bed at 10
everyone: wow loser
high school: I went to bed at 10
everyone: omg luckyyyy
college: I went to bed at 10
everyone: is that even possible

graffeti:

there are 7,000,000,000 people on this planet do you know how many of them want to date me the answer is 0

(via lilianavb)

icantdotheonesteptwostep:

shouldertappingghosts:

haiirflip:

today a guy confirmed that at boy sleepovers they do in fact talk about girls and who they like a good majority of the time i just thought this would be useful information

Why does this have so many notes? What did you think we do at sleepovers? Meth? Animal sacrifice?

Well thats what girls do

(via my-library-of-thoughts)

Me: oh thats cute
: *checks price tag*
Me: no its not

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